No Body No Crime T-Shirt
No Body No Crime T-Shirt
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Description
Description
✅ Premium Gildan Softstyle® 64000 – Soft enough to make your alibi.
✅ Unisex Fit – Perfect for any courtroom or crime scene.
✅ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Comfort that’s guilty as charged (may vary by color).
✅ Lightweight Fabric – Sleek, subtle, and ready to flee.
✅ True to Size – No need for second trials.
✅ Made & Shipped in the USA – No shady business here.
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Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
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Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $45!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.
✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.
For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@allegedtee.com.
Eligibility for a Refund
✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.
For any return questions, contact us at: support@allegedtee.com.
This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.
Gildan US True To Size
| SIZE | CHEST WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 1846 | 2871 |
| M | 2051 | 2974 |
| L | 2256 | 3076 |
| XL | 2461 | 3179 |
| 2XL | 2666 | 3281 |
| 3XL | 2871 | 3384 |
How to Measure
- Chest Width: Measure across (NOT AROUND) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
- Length: Measure from the shoulder's highest point down to the shirt's bottom.
A Brand For True Crime Fans
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DUALITY
[Shop The Collection]By day: PTA president, marketing manager, yoga instructor. By night: Deep-diving cold cases while making sourdough. You're not one thing. You're not easily explained. And you're finally done trying to be.
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COMFORT
[Shop Best Sellers]Murder documentaries shouldn't be cozy. But here we are. With our blankets. Our wine. Our podcasts are about people who did terrible things. We're no longer apologizing for it. Because finding comfort in understanding chaos is not weird, it's being human in a world that can be terrifying.
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COMMUNITY
[Shop Best Sellers]That moment in public when you spot someone else's true crime shirt. The knowing smile. The instant recognition. That's what this is. Not just a brand. A secret handshake for people who understand that being fascinated by darkness doesn't make you dark. It makes you part of a community that refuses to look away.
The Alleged Tee Community
Derek M.
Some lady at the gas station asked if I was serious. I said 'Only on Tuesdays.
Ethan J.
My buddy called it dark. I call it educational.
Jenny M.
Wore this to brunch. Another woman at the coffee bar saw it and said 'SAME.' We talked for 20 minutes about the latest Dateline. I found a friend through a shirt.
Lauren W.
I've spent 15 years downplaying my true crime obsession. Calling it 'background noise.' Laughing it off. This is the first shirt I've bought that I didn't have to explain. I just... wore it. And the right people got it.
Nina D.
I used to feel guilty about my 'dark' interests. Now I feel seen. That's worth way more than $27.
Heather V.
My neighbor said ‘dark humor suits you.’ She gets it.
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Suspiciously soft comfort for those 6-hour true crime binge
That moment when another fan spots your shirt and just... gets it
Dark enough for you, funny enough for everyone else
Printed, packed & shipped from the USA in 3 days
