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This Is Not... A Murder Show T-Shirt

This Is Not... A Murder Show T-Shirt

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$29.95
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For fans of crime documentaries and couch marathons, this true crime shirt keeps the joke simple, this is not a murder show. It is a funny true crime tee for people who queue up one more episode, snack through the opening credits, and know exactly why the genre is so bingeable. Easy to wear for lazy nights, podcast listening, or gifting, it works well as a true crime fan gift with a dry sense of humor.

Specification

✅ Premium Gildan Softstyle® 64000 – Soft enough to make your alibi.

✅ Unisex Fit – Perfect for any courtroom or crime scene.

✅ 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Comfort that’s guilty as charged (may vary by color).

✅ Lightweight Fabric – Sleek, subtle, and ready to flee.

✅ True to Size – No need for second trials.

✅ Made & Shipped in the USA – No shady business here.

Washing Instructions

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking fresh and ready to wear!

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

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Shipping & Returns

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50!

✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.

✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@allegedtee.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.

✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.

✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: support@allegedtee.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

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The Alleged Tee Community

Derek M.

Some lady at the gas station asked if I was serious. I said 'Only on Tuesdays.

Jenny M.

Wore this to brunch. Another woman at the coffee bar saw it and said 'SAME.' We talked for 20 minutes about the latest Dateline. I found a friend through a shirt.

Ethan J.

My buddy called it dark. I call it educational.

Ours vs Others

Quality you want to wear

What you're getting

100% Ring-Spun Cotton Softness Euro-style Semi-fitted Cut True-To-Size Fit Flawless DTG Lasting Print Pre-shrunk & Breathable OEKO-TEX Standard 100
OTHERS OTHERS

Awkward, Not You

OURS OURS

Soft, Comfy, YOU

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What you're avoiding

Heavy, rough open-end cotton Boxy, awkward straight fit Size guessing game Uneven print cracks quickly Shrinks & fades after a wash No chemical safety standard

What you're getting

  • 100% Ring-Spun Cotton Softness
  • Euro-style Semi-fitted Cut
  • True-To-Size Fit
  • Flawless DTG Lasting Print
  • Pre-shrunk & Breathable
  • OEKO-TEX Standard 100

What you're avoiding

  • Heavy, rough open-end cotton
  • Boxy, awkward straight fit
  • Size guessing game
  • Uneven print cracks quickly
  • Shrinks & fades after a wash
  • No chemical safety standard

A Brand For True Crime Fans

  • Two women wearing green t-shirts with text, one working by day and one watching TV by night.

    DUALITY

    By day: PTA president, marketing manager, yoga instructor. By night: Deep-diving cold cases while making sourdough. You're not one thing. You're not easily explained. And you're finally done trying to be.

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  • Person watching 'The Jinx' on a laptop with a cat, glass of wine, and notebook on a couch.

    COMFORT

    Murder documentaries shouldn't be cozy. But here we are. With our blankets. Our wine. Our podcasts are about people who did terrible things. We're no longer apologizing for it. Because finding comfort in understanding chaos is not weird, it's being human in a world that can be terrifying.

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  • Group of people in a casual setting with true crime-themed t-shirts and posters in the background.

    COMMUNITY

    That moment in public when you spot someone else's true crime shirt. The knowing smile. The instant recognition. That's what this is. Not just a brand. A secret handshake for people who understand that being fascinated by darkness doesn't make you dark. It makes you part of a community that refuses to look away.

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Made for Murder Marathons

Suspiciously soft comfort for those 6-hour true crime binge

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Signal Your Tribe

That moment when another fan spots your shirt and just... gets it

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Plausible Deniability Included

Dark enough for you, funny enough for everyone else

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Faster Than An Investigation

Printed, packed & shipped from the USA in 3 days

Got Questions? We've got you covered

How Long after ordering will I receive my product?

✅ Orders are typically shipped within 3 days of placing the order.

✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are based on weight and may vary depending on the product.

What is your return policy?

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.

✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at support@allegedtee.com.

Where do you ship?

We currently ship within the USA and Canada, but we have plans to expand our shipping capabilities to worldwide destinations.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

You can check your order status by clicking the My Account link. If you don't have an account, you will still receive an email update with a tracking number when your order is shipped. For more assistance, contact us at support@allegedtee.com, and we'll take care of you.